I got more stones than balls!

How NOT to spend Xmas Eve #

Mom was super attentive, and saw that my markin sauce was a different hue than usual…
(on our late-night walk, no less! What a rad mom, eh?)
and decided to take me to go see Dr Rob at ATX Animal Clinic¹ this morning.

I like Rob, Don’t get me wrong… He’s a SOLID human, and a great doctor….
He took great care of me and Evey🐶 and now Penny…
…. but really; I had other things to do!

• There’s that Skwirrel that keeps taunting me.
• I have 45 bushes I need to mark…. and that’s a LOT of work!!!

That’s not even touching the fact that The calendar on my iBark clearly has me as busy with ‘belly licking’ from 0800-1800…
So IDK why Mom didn’t take that into account!

But, I digress…

So we go and see Rob…. and he takes some pictures of my belly… and tried to get me to pee….

HAHAHAHAH!!!! NO SIR!

NOT PEEING FOR YOU!!

… I saved that for AFTER we walked out of his clinic…

…but that’s a different story alltogether.

His pictures showed I had 6 stones in my urethra. How’s that for some fun…

So we went to AVES² to get looked at….
Rob really likes them as a surgical theater, and their internologists… …I don’t like them NEARLY as much as I do Rob and his crew.. But I wasn’t consulted on my preferences.
Rob was concerned that the stones might move while he was OOO while the whole world celebrates Dad’s birthday (( I think that’s nice, personally. Dad seems weird about it tho ))

We were there for a LONG time!! and I didn’t get to eat ANYTHING AT ALL

Dad hung out with me, and wouldn’t let them put me in a KRATE, so that’s nice.

Of course…. my keen schnauztastic foresight clued me in to when the nice folks at AVES were going to want to collect a sample…. and TWO FOR TWO! I beat them to the punch!

Still; We were there from like 1800 until 2300… it was LAAAAAAAAAAME!

No thank you!

Where’s my steak?!